Jaime, 17. Gray-Ace Panromantic. Gender fluid. Mainly a fandom & humor blog.  Live long and prosper, motherfuckers.

spiderbesiderr:

sexxxisbeautiful:

that’s it that’s the whole argument.

That’s literally the best way i’ve ever seen to describe it.

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andreanya:

pretentiouslimericks:

infinidegree:

jiizzzlle:

victoriatheunicorn:

i think i want to see a cartoon about these guys

Omg.. The way the cat slows down to allow the bun to catch up, probably because it knows how much the bun likes to stop and look at stuff

has anyone noticed THAT THE BUNNY IS TRYING TO WALK LIKE THE CAT.

BUNNIES HOP

"Walking is so tedious, how do you do it?"
"Leaping about is undignified and exhausting. It’s beneath me."
"Unless you’re chasing the red dot."
"I KEEP MY HOME LIFE AND PROFESSIONAL LIFE SEPARATE."

This made my day

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captain-raptor:

best thing i learned working with and learning about kids: when they do shit like this, especially to something they themselves use and enjoy, leave it there for as long as possible. let them return to the fun thing over and over again so that it sinks in that the thing they did was wrong, they ruined something, and now they can’t have fun because of it and they should never do it again. it teaches them consequence of action and cautiousness.

i did this with a 3-year-old kid i babysat who filled his playstation with peanut butter before i got there, just every time he went back to it and asked why it’s not working, i opened it and pointed to the peanut butter stains and said “you did that” and he says “yeah”, “will it work like that?” “…no”, and when he got it and promised to never put anything but games into a game machine again, his parents bought another and he kept his promise. it works, even at that age.

this was a long and unnecessary rant but so many times i’ve seen parents IMMEDIATELY replace their kids’ toys/electronics that they destroy over and over again and i’m just like NO THEY’RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING THAT WAY 

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acciobenedictcumberbatch:

aggressive reminder that black women with disabilities are the lowest earning and least likely to be aided group of people in america and you should defend and protect them at all costs

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real-justice-waluigi:

On the subject of “male power fantasies”:
The body type of “strong men” often portrayed in media aren’t built for power at all, but for looks, and in that sense can be argued to be just as objectifying as the overabundance of thin women portrayed in the media.

real-justice-waluigi:

On the subject of “male power fantasies”:

The body type of “strong men” often portrayed in media aren’t built for power at all, but for looks, and in that sense can be argued to be just as objectifying as the overabundance of thin women portrayed in the media.

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magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

image

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casualcissexism:

girl straight up sent that motherfucker to jail for bein sexist why aint that the case irl smh

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"lesser" asian peoples that are important and ignored by most of tumblr bc of chinese japanese and korean pop culture is the only thing about asia western people know about

loaf4:

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edgebug:

thesarahsaurusrex:

edgebug:

video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time*
me: uh oh

video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*

me: fuck

video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent*
me: shit

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