Jaime, 17. Pansexual. Gender fluid. Mainly a fandom & humor blog.  Live long and prosper, motherfuckers.
albinwonderland:

sunspotpony:

shugarskull:

thisisemobuddy:

juliaofthepnw:

Whatever.

Go forth elven prince of the mountains

He must be a half elf because Elves can’t grow beards

Gimli and Legolas’s true son.

bless everything about this post

albinwonderland:

sunspotpony:

shugarskull:

thisisemobuddy:

juliaofthepnw:

Whatever.

Go forth elven prince of the mountains

He must be a half elf because Elves can’t grow beards

Gimli and Legolas’s true son.

bless everything about this post

posted 20 hours ago; via quietdidyoushootmyfulton (shewhoisbored) with 122,034 notes

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

Ex-renaissance painter vampire in the 21st century embarrassed at people looking at their work from 600 years ago shown in a museum.

"I used the wrong brush"
“It’s just a doodle”
“I’m going to burn it”
“The anatomy isn’t even that great”
“Leonardo made me do it”

#'WHY R U LOOKING AT THIS I WAS YOUNG THEN I DONT EVEN’ 

#'WHY DO THEY CONSIDER THIS AS A MASTER PAINTING HALP' 

#*BURNS THE WHOLE MUSEUM*

posted 20 hours ago; via quietdidyoushootmyfulton (otherwindow) with 47,945 notes

nuditea:

last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there

posted 20 hours ago; via quietdidyoushootmyfulton (theghostofyouditea) with 169,674 notes

Well, no matter how you disguise yourself, I fear Arthur will recognise you.

posted 20 hours ago; via quietdidyoushootmyfulton (mykingdomscome) with 2,974 notes

theslinkylizard:

myblackeyeddemon:

theslinkylizard:

Baby got a bath today~

How did you get a dinosaur

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This is my child! Please ask your parents about the dino and the egg!!!

posted 20 hours ago; via quietdidyoushootmyfulton (theslinkylizard) with 43,491 notes

septetteforaspookyprincess:

when you accidentally step on a bee

image

posted 20 hours ago; via quietdidyoushootmyfulton (septetteforaspookyprincess) with 17,049 notes

steampunktendencies:

Octopus WIG by Kirstie Williams

[ via  Tentacles ]

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bisexualdemondean:

I like my women how I like my men. 

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That’s it.

That’s the joke. 

I am bisexual.

posted 20 hours ago; via quietdidyoushootmyfulton (bisexualdemondean) with 20,464 notes

dyannehs:

dyannehs:

HOLY SHIT.  MY NEIGHBOUR IS SCREAMING AT HER BOYFRIEND.  Yeah, the two that keep me up at odd hours of the night. AND I’M ONLY PICKING UP BITS AND PIECES BECAUSE HE’S NOT SHOUTING BUT I’M FAIRLY POSITIVE HE JUST TOLD HER HE’S GAY AND THAT HE’S BEEN CHEATING ON HER WITH HIS BOYFRIEND.

UPDATE.  UPDATE.  HE’S CHEATING ON HER WITH HER BROTHER.

SON OF A BITCH IT’S LIKE A BAD SOAP OPERA EPISODE.

posted 20 hours ago; via ariblueberry (dyannehs) with 146,891 notes

7u7:

My favorite genre is “starts out normal but then turns into really disturbing psychological horror”

posted 20 hours ago; via quietdidyoushootmyfulton (7u7) with 161,910 notes